BONER

$BONER is Boner Coin, a Robinhood Chain memecoin whose main pool trades against tokenized HIMS, the stock of the telehealth company best known for erectile dysfunction pills. The pair itself is the joke.

The joke also turned out to move markets. BONER launched on LONG on August 20, 2026, and every buy pulled tokenized HIMS into its pool and locked it there. Within ten days the coin held more than half the tokenized HIMS float, and over one weekend tokenized HIMS hit $132 while the real share sat near $29.

A memecoin set the price of a real stock.

That gave the community a mission it already understood. gajria pointed out that 30% of HIMS float is sold short and coined the rallying cry "squeeze the boner." Weeks later he called it the only memecoin with any novelty this cycle.

$BONER is a bet that the funniest ticker pair in crypto becomes the joke Wall Street can't stop retelling.