USELESS

$USELESS is the coin that put crypto's oldest insult on its own ticker.

Every skeptic who waves crypto away reaches for the same word. USELESS launched on LetsBONK.fun in May 2025 with nothing else attached: no roadmap, no utility.

Unipcs bought about 2.8% of supply in its first days and spelled out the bet in one thread: nobody can mock USELESS without proving its point, so every sneer is free marketing.

It didn't fade:

The joke never needs updating either. When Peter Schiff said to dump bitcoin for gold, the official account replied: "Bitcoin is Useless. Gold is Useless. Useless coin is Useless. But at least we're honest about it."

Seventeen months in, Unipcs still calls it the one memecoin he'd hold if he could pick only one.

Every memecoin is useless. You're betting the market keeps paying up for the only one that owns the word.